Wednesday, October 18, 2006
YAY :D Today was the BEST WEDNESDAY EVER!! We're done with out English Talentime stuff and it rocks man..Taught Nazirah how to do the wave thingy, she was SHY!! But I think she's got it now. HAHA..Xinyuan was sooo funny, cuz she was trying REALLY hard to do it but in the end...well, yeah, you know what I mean. As usual we played cards and stuff. Heh (: and Michelle brought MONOPOLY today. We played that too.
Oooh, today we watched this documentary about how Ramses the Great's 1st born died. Oh and they also talked a lot about the exodus. Basically, it was SCIENCE vs RELIGION. They proved how all the 9 plagues that struck Egypt were actually natural and could happen in real life, but the 10th plague (how Ramses's son died) isn't logical at all and well, they pretty much eliminated the 10th plague. They also said that his son didn't die in the 10th plague but he died fighting with someone. They found Ramses's son's skull and it had this big dent on the side. They guessed that it was the cause of death. Ya, and the forensic scientist people said that his son died around the age of 30. That totally CONTRADICTS the 10th plague theory. Aaaahhhh, its damn confusing and yeah...we really don't know what to believe.
I wanna make this post longer so here's some jokes :)
1) A lady's husband just passed away and she wants to put up an obituary for him. So, she calls the obituary agency and tells them that she wants to write "Bernie is dead" on the obituary. The dude working for the agency tells her that she is allowed to put in 6 words, so she goes " Alright then, put in 'Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale'"
2)One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
3)A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her."How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
Damn..I'm so tired from all that dancing and booty-shaking (: I think I'll sleep early for a change.